Sunday, July 17, 2011

Ténéré Tragics: Ride to the Rocks - March 2011 (Part 4)

It had been a nice relaxing sleep in a cute, iron framed bed.

I arose, toasted the 2 rolls I'd purchased the night before, ate, showered and partially dressed.

616 sat outside covered in a light dew. I like to think that she enjoys a little attention prior to a ride - a little like effective foreplay. Check chain adjustment. Confirm oil level. Ensure all lights are working as intended. Set tyre pressures. When I'm finished she is ready and I am confident that it will be a pleasurable experience.
616 sits outside the Burra cottage - all ready to go!
I head back in to finish getting ready. Despite the cool morning air I elect to remove the thermal lining from my jacket and break out the summer gloves for the first time. The latter part of yesterday became uncomfortably hot. Everything else goes back on, locust splats and all!

Finally I'm ready and head back in to Burra Visitor Centre to drop off the key & refuel. BP Ultimate seems the premium mix here. As I head out of town I promise myself to visit again sometime - with my partner, Linda.

There is a ridge of hills leading north of Burra to the west of the Barrier Highway. Along the watershed, there are about 100 Wind Turbines gracefully turning the bitingly cold wind into electricity to warm many South Australians. No such luck for my hands... the summer gloves were doing what they were designed to do. Cool and ventilate. Which is painful when the ambient air under this cloud cover is about 6°C.

Toward the end of the 90 km to Peterborough, the sun comes out and its warming rays are quickly absorbed by my black jacket and gloves. The gentle warmth starts to thaw me nicely. The air warms slowly but surely. 616 is fairly purring along - apparently enjoying this part of the ride. I'm a little surprised by the absence of the fueling / ignition issue that seems to irritate her every time we refuel. Maybe the cooler morning temperatures stabilise her systems below a critical point?

The turnoff to Orroroo isn't clearly marked and I miss the turn by a couple of K's. As I ride back, I sort of wish I had planned the overnight in Peterborough (where I'm at now) and started the day much earlier from there. I would have been well past Hawker by now. Then I think of the reasonably priced cute cottage and decide it was worth it just for that.

Heading out of Orroroo, I panic again because the road seems to be deteriorating. I circle back to check the road signs - this time I'm on the right road. I need to learn to trust them a little more. There has been a LOT of road clearing operations going on in the last few weeks after very heavy rains pretty much shut down most of this area with floodwater. The road condition reports for the originally planned Tragics route (through Broken Hill & Cameron Corner to Arkaroola) showed that right up to my departure the roads were still closed. It takes a phenomenal amount of effort to safely re-open the roads, especially the dirt roads, in this area. I note this time & again as I pass through floodways, recently cleared but still covered with a fine scrim of sand, every couple of hundred metres for the next 100 km. I can only equate it to what Europeans must do every winter, clearing snow from roads.

I see a little settlement on the next ridge line and wonder where I am. Suddenly, there is movement in the scrub on the left side of the road. EMU !!! The 'leader' starts to dart across the road about 40 metres ahead of me. The remainder of his "platoon" of a dozen or so decide this is an appropriate thing to do and follow, line astern. They are now at full run, completely blocking the road. My initial reaction is a few very choice words, as I hit the picks... there is no way I am going to stop in time. I quickly wonder what it would be like hitting a feather ball weighing 60 kg about a metre off the ground. For a motorcyclist, wildlife impact often results in roadkill, not necessarily for the wildlife. By now, I'm back to third gear - still braking. I observe that the last trio of the mob must have been asleep and there is now a Emu-sized gap between the 8th & 9th bird. I get off the brakes and throttle on hard - planning to intercept the gap. Better to go down trying than just give in to the inevitable! Aiming for the backside of the 8th bird, at the last moment I brace and close my eyes. There is whacking great thud on my left shoulder, pulling my hand off the 'bars, but the bike & I are still upright. Surprisingly, I feel no intense pain. I bring the bike safely to a standstill.

The bird is lying on the ground thrashing about. "Great, now I have to put it out of its misery!" Just as quickly as it appeared on the road, it raises its head, seems to shake itself back into its senses, gets up and runs off to join the rest of the flock. It would appear that the "Ténéré Spirit" is truly blessing me. The impact on my left shoulder was with the head of the 'slow' beast, most of it taken by the reinforcement cup in my jacket and distributed across the upper shoulder as intended.

If I had been driving a car I would have had no choice but take out 2 of them, with untold damage to fenders & hood. I shrug my (still functioning) shoulders, re-start the bike and ride off, amazed at my luck. My focus on the roadside shrubbery is naturally heightened. The 'township' of Craddock announced its welcome a kilometre down the road. Two houses and a pub - de rigueur for this part of the world. I contemplate stopping to let the adrenaline-induced nervousness die down. But the look of the pub & its guests doesn't appeal. A kilometre out of town a pair of 'grey nomads' with a Toyota Prado Diesel and a 25 foot 'pop-top' caravan try to kill me by attempting a U-turn across my path as I approach. They stop - panicked - mid turn. I had predicted this, am off the throttle, and present the them with a squeaky horn blast and a 'one-finger salute' as I swerve around them. Clearly, the pub appealed to them! Craddock will stand out as "the place that wants to kill me".

Hawker was only 30 km away. I am pretty familiar with this town, "The Gateway to the Flinders Ranges". I have driven through or stayed here many times during pre-production vehicle testing in the 80's & 90's. It is close enough to Melbourne to be "quick" to get here, yet far enough that the summer temperatures and rough terrain can really challenge a standard passenger car. In the late 90's, my employer changed to running vehicles in the Northern Territory. The unlimited speeds, good bitumen and high-30's temperatures better replicating the conditions in the Middle East that we were exporting to.
616 takes a short lunch break at the Hawker General Store & Cafe.
Always a good stop for the odd bacon & egg or steak sandwich, the
boss (Mick Prior) is a handy source of local road condition info.
Locals advise him when they come in to pick up their mail.

There are plenty of fuel options and good eateries. Mick at the General Store made an excellent Egg & Bacon Sanga, and was full of advice about road conditions. He asked me where I was ultimately headed.
"Arkaroola".
"Ahh, there was a bunch of bikers through here this morning headed up there - are you with them?"
"If they were riding Yamaha Ténérés, I sure am!!!"
"A lot of them were blue - does that help?"
"Sure does - thanks!"

I completed my feast and continued to mull over why the Tragics had been in Hawker. The original plan had the group headed south from Cameron Corner today. I pushed 616 across the road to the servo. Nearly every pump had a reading of between 15 and 25 litres. A typical fill for a Ténéré. I refuelled 616 with 95 Octane, and enquired about the group as I paid the account. "Yeah, there were about 25 of 'em - about 2 and a 'alf hours ago".

I guessed that the Tragics had been redirected from Broken Hill due to the road closures. Not that a typical road closure would stop a bike. But I guessed that Clubby would have opted for the low-risk option as he was not likely to be aware of the rider skill available. It made me wish more for the 'Peterborough & early start' option. Never mind - I'll get there eventually.

I headed out of Hawker for Wilpena Pound. The last time I drove this section the road was good quality dirt. Now it was in better condition than the RM Williams Way up to Hawker. Gentle sweepers, clean surface and fantastic scenery kept me entertained. The lower Flinders Ranges make a stark variation to the surrounding countryside. The vegetation also looks completely different. 616 starts to do her now normal trick of misbehaving after a refuel. I passed the turnoff to Wilpena Pound doing barely 60 km/h. The road is made all the way to Blinman. I'm confident that she will come good again. 17 km on I see a turnoff to "Arkaroola" among other places. It is dirt road. A sign politely instructs that the next fuel stop is 150 km away. I take the option.
I hope this road goes the right way! A feeling that we were
a long way from anywhere triggered my desire for a photo.
Ténéré take me there....

The dirt is good. Mainly gravel, with the odd fist sized rock scattered to make you pay attention. It winds through the south-eastern sections of the Flinders, headed basically north-east. We leave the hills and the road opens out to vast plains. I feel a long way from anywhere. I am now relying entirely on the "Ténéré Spirit" - I could freeze to death overnight.

A quick pitstop & we are on the road again. I take the turn to Arkaroola instead of Blinman and Get into the groove of preparing for the floodways will before reaching them. Some are quite firm in the creek bed, some very rocky, others with deep sand. Each has to be tackled a different way. It is easy to 'g-out' 616 with its fairly soft suspension. The rear is tending to pogo on the exit of fairly solid bumps or ridges. I'll increase the rebound damping at Arkaroola (thanks to the XT600 shock that I fitted).

About 20 k's down the road, just a 100 metres or so after a massive dry creek crossing is a 4WD ute & trailer. A young woman stands beside the vehicle, which is on its jack with a flat LHR tyre. I slow & stop. As I remove my helmet I hear the familiar purr of a big single. Another Ténéré! It turns out that the 4WD rig is the backup for a pair of Ténérés headed up from Adelaide. The driver, Caron, is the wife of the returning rider, Glenn. He gets into finishing the tyre change. I offer to help but it isn't really required. I hear the distant purr of yet another single. This one is a 'near showroom' condition '88 Ténéré. It turns out this one belongs to Michael Tucker, the General Manager of Motorcycling SA. Wow, a trio of Ténérés to the rescue. The tyre is changed quickly, loaded into the trailer and we all head off for Arkaroola.

Michael started first but I quickly catch & pass him as he is treating the bike nicely after finishing a nine month rebuild just 3 days earlier. Sounds like me, only his bike is truly amazing. Real professional stuff. Mine was a functional rebuild - his a thing of cosmetic beauty.

The kilometres roll away under the throbbing big single. The terrain is kind and I'm am feeling very comfortable on these dirt roads. The bike is a little weird to stand up on, the tank being further rearward than I am used to on a dirt bike. Correct weight distribution for some surfaces requires a modified, bow legged technique. It also makes it hard to get the weight over the front wheel. Not ideal for riding fast but OK if you take your time.

I turn left onto the Yunta - Arkaroola Road at Nepabunna. Only 70 km to go now. This section is more of the same. Good dirt, dry river beds, high speeds with hard braking as a floodway appears. All good fun. We quickly reach the Copley Road. A T-junction that sneaks up on you. I struggle to bring the bike down from the 110~120 km/h that we were doing before making the RH turn. The incentive was the nice embankment across the top of the "T".

700m up the road and a left onto Arkaroola Road awaits. The road climbs and winds its way across the range. I am excited now. 30 km to go. 616 sings along. I start sliding her gently into some of the corners, she feels well balanced with a 50% fuel load. There are quite a few more floodways. We dip in, with the correct gear selected and the intake roars as the secondary carby throat opens as we power out of the dip. The wheel tracks are reasonably clean of rocks, which is nice. I am really enjoying it. Then the surface changes, there has been great loads are very coarse gravel (read 'rocks') spread across the road. Probably an attempt to make the road more all-weather. 616 jumps from rock to rock almost uncontrollably. It is hard to pick a line, and always uncomfortable. This is the worst surface for 200 odd km. I figure there is about 5 km of this before the resort. I slow right down and take my time. Too close to fall off now.

Two very rough creek crossings and a climb up a hill to a group of buildings signposted "Arkaroola Wilderness & Nature Reserve". I see a few bikes, covered in mud & dust. They are Ténérés. I pull up in front of the reception area. 616 and I quickly draw a small crowd. Paul & Harley interrupt their beers and introduce themselves. They ask me a dozen questions at once all directed at my beloved '83 Ténéré. Before the end of the weekend they will be stars too. Paul Sitar on the only XTZ750 Super Ténéré to arrive and Harley Drew as the oldest rider (64) on the trip. While I sit chatting to the assembled throng, a lovely young lady approaches. I recognise her from the pages of Trail Zone magazine. It is Tania Clubb, co-organiser of the event. She enquires as to my (and the bike's) health and guesses that I must be "Mike" as I am one of the two remaining '83s to arrive, and the only Victorian. She invites me to drop by the registration "desk" once I've checked in. I suggest I'd like to tidy up a little before that.
Arkaroola Resort and a portion of the assembled Ténérés.
I checked in and headed for my room. I remove all my riding gear. Although a Double Bed room it is barely that and pretty basic. It is however, the best room for a couple of hundred kilometres. I shower quickly and dress in jeans & t-shirt. Then return to chat with Tania and collect my goodie bag.

Tania is a delight to chat with and (understandably) has a great rapport with most any bike rider. The 'goodie bag' has some great stuff, making the $100 dollar entry a bargain. An embroidered polo shirt, a printed t-shirt, a customised cap & a bunch of random free stuff from sponsors. All this on top of the free annual subscription to Trail Zone magazine! I must applaud Andrew & Tania Clubb on their faultless organisation & enthusiasm. The whole feel of the event brings to me a new meaning of "enthusiast".

After a quick briefing from Tania on dinner details, I head outside to join some of my fellow Tragics. I chat briefly with Paul Sitar (the only '93 XTZ750 rider) and Harley Drew (who was the oldest rider at 64). Paul has ridden his well-prepped 750 all the way from Perth. He happens to have the guest room between the Clubbs & myself. The group grows every 10 minutes or so - Ténérés coming in from everywhere.

The Tragics have taken a fairly long route from Hawker with the intention of filling a whole day. This was to be the longest, hardest & driest daily section of the original "Getting There Ride" route. After leaving Hawker, Clubby led the group through some of the scenic gorges to the east of the road in (near Nepabunna). Some, including Clubby, were still out. Clubby was 'sweep' - rescuing any Tragics that might have ended up down or broken.

Still others were riding in from all over the country. Dave Bottomley (Qld) and Colin Jay (SA) were already there on their '83 XT600ZL's, having ridden in with the 'Getting There' group. Both bikes had younger chassis numbers than 616. I was becoming quietly confident that maybe 616 was the oldest here. This was surprising, given that at one time there were over 500 older XT-ZL's throughout the country.

As the sun was disappearing behind the hills to the west, increasing numbers of Ténérés were flying past and headed straight for the dormitory. 1200's and current 660's by the dozen. Messages were going around, "Have you seen Morgan yet?" Eventually, most had been accounted for - even Morgan. Clubby had apparently been detained to assist Peter Erickson (from Yass) who had had a major 'off-road' excursion after another flat front tyre. The story goes that he had narrowly missed an enormous rock after leaving the road when the tyre deflated. Clubby later said, "I haven't seen skidmarks that long for a very long time!"

The most adventurous group turned out to be 3 Queenslanders. Craig Hartley (from Dalby Moto - a legendary motorcycle shop), Phil Hodgens (celebrity dairy farmer, top-gun bike rider and star of "Motorbikin' " DVDs) and Neil Asplin (now legendary '83 XT600ZL rider) had ridden right through from Cameron Corner, ignoring the road closures. It was just another day on the bike for Craig & Phil on a 1200 and 660Z respectively. For Neil it had been a true test of faith in the "Ténéré Spirit". Riding his '83 with very rusty riding skills, he managed to keep it all together for long enough to make it through the sand and rocks of many floodways and 'shortcuts' get to Arkaroola just in time for dinner.

Neil also turned out to riding the oldest '83 (about #280, I didn't write it down). Their trip made for good discussion within the group after dinner. I sat with Harley and his mate Greg McInerney, a very friendly chap who was also riding a 1200. Greg was a retired NSW cop and had plenty of great stories to tell. As dinner wound down Clubby gathered the group together to run through the stories of the day and advise what was in store for tomorrow.

Stories flowed - 'The Melbourne Boys' who drove their SS Commodore past Tibooburra then rode '86 & '88 Ténérés to Cameron Corner, only to be told the group had cancelled and ridden down to Hawker from Broken Hill. They then drove through the night to do the 1,050 kilometres to Leigh Creek and catch Clubby about to leave as 'sweep'.

The massive story of Craig, Phil & Neil over the closed roads from Cameron Corner. Craig described how they re-distributed the weight on Neils' bike and did a few other mods to enable him to ride it satisfactorily in the sand. How they had lengthy breaks waiting for Neil to catch up, only for Neil to get very few! A dozen stories from the "Getting There" ride for those who didn't make it. Geoff Needham's (QLD, 63) blown knee and the ambo trip from Hawker. XT1200Z's with smashed sumps and hurredly applied Metal Putty. Many despairing stories of the trip from Yunta to Craddock (!) via Holowilena Station - deep sand that would eat 660's and even 1200's (where Geoff injured his knee). Despite this, everyone was smiling and really happy to be there! What is an adventure without stories....

Clubby finished the session with a brief description of tomorrow's ride. An explanation of the three loops, a quick desciption of the terrain, and a summary of the very basic rules to ride by - be polite, helpful to fellow Tragics and keep right on blind corners (you never know when a 4WD will be hurtling toward you!). Clubby described the first 3 or 4 kilometres as "Rocky, but nothing I wouldn't ask Tania to drive the family station wagon over". These words were to become an oft quoted passage 24 hours later! The session was declared closed and Tragics free to chat and bench race for as long as the bar staff stayed awake.

I moved through the group, introducing myself to a couple of the guys - notably the other Victorians. Troy Mattson had ridden from Sale and met up with Richard Puffe on the way up. Dave Prior and Ian Janetzki, "the Melbourne Boys", had also found one of the other rider's wallets as they rode in from Copely. Amazing! Graeme from Orange, NSW was very grateful.

I decided not to assist with draining the bar dry. An early night was in order - it had been a long day. I retired to my room, walking back with John Wheeler (from Darwin River, NT) and stopping to chat about his bike ('98 XTZ660) and the ride down. He'd ridden from Darwin to Melbourne, via Adelaide, then back up again! He was ultimately headed back home through Townsville, all solo. It never ceases to amaze me how much faith the Tragics put in their Ténérés. The Ténéré Spirit will always be with them!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Ténéré Tragics: Ride to the Rocks - March 2011 (Part 3)

I thought last night's trip was cold.

This morning was colder.

As I headed north-west out of St Arnaud I didn't regret retaining the thermal layers of my riding jacket. I knew the day would be getting progressively warmer. I dislike removing riding gear during the day to adjust for the weather. I'll put waterproof stuff on if it rains & take it of when it dries out - but that's it. So I was hoping a little that it wouldn't get too warm.

 Thirty kilometres out of town, 616 indicted that she'd emptied the main fuel tank. 525 km since I last refuelled. Donald was the next major town about 25 km on. I stopped at the BP centre and refilled with 19.5 litres of Premium 95. Fuel consumption seemed OK at about 28 km/litre. I checked the chain adjustment - too loose. So I cracked open the tool kit and, with school children looking on, proceeded to tighten it one click & apply a liberal quantity of lube. I should have done this before filling up as it was now VERY top heavy and difficult to move around or balance. Pretty awkward looking!

I decided to hang out the 130km from here to Hopetoun (via Birchip & Beulah) before brunch. At the time it looked like a good idea. The route had been determined by road closures resulting from flooding around the Yarriambiack Creek, which flows through much of western Victoria. There was a lot of standing water around. When sitting stationary the mosquitoes also indicated this.

About 5 km out of Donald, 616 started misfiring and loosing power. "Why now", I thought to myself. It got to the point that she'd barely do 60 km/h. I stopped to check wiring and other possible causes (especially anything I'd moved while adjusting the chain). I got back on and persisted. Birchip slowly arrived and disappeared in my mirrors. I was heading into a 40 km/h headwind now. Low power & headwind combined had me struggling to get 70 km/h on full throttle. It was different to how she was behaving before, which was more like overheating. Eventually, we reached Hopetoun where I was hoping that a break for refuelling my belly would allow her to cool, if that was needed.

The Hopetoun Bakery was open and the lady serving seemed truly happy to see someone walk in the door. I ordered a couple of sausage rolls, a six pack of bread rolls and a cappuccino. "Sorry, only white coffee here", she says. "That's OK", I reply.

While feasting on my 'on-the-road-degustation' I walk around town. The old Hopetoun Shire Hall has a list of young (and probably older) men from the district who had died in the World Wars. A long list that would have taken a stonemason many days to complete. Too many for a place in the middle of nowhere. I count the WW1 victims - 69 - many of them 2 or 3 sons from the same family. A generation lost to the local farm families. A hidden tragedy repeated in so many Australian country towns. A cost that city dwellers do not, and will not, ever understand. Tears well in my eyes and I turn away, ashamed that humans can do this to each other, not just then but now, in so many places around the world. I think of their 'adventure' all those years ago and compare it to my half-hearted attempt. I feel completely inadequate.
616 takes a break in Hopetoun while I refuel. Parked in front
of the newagent she got plenty of attention from locals!!

It takes me 10 minutes to get back to the bike. The local senior constable is checking out 616, after he has picked up the local paper from the newsagent I parked in front of. "It's in good nick, mate", the copper says. "Where ya goin'?" he adds. "Arkaroola, South Oz", I reply. "Gee, I hope she keeps runnin' for ya - she's a bit old isn't she". I wave off the concern and suggest that she's just been rebuilt and won't be a problem. "Good luck to ya anyway, and ride safe won't ya mate". Then he got back in his 4WD and drove off.

 I put my gear back on, kicked 616 back into life and headed for Loxton 300 km away.

 A quick trip up the road is Patchewollock, and it is here I have decided to plan a 'short cut' across to Underbool through the eastern edge of the Wyperfeld / Big Desert National Park. The plan is to get some dirt road practice (including some sand work) before I get to far from home. It is about 60 km of what should be "fun".

I attack the first 10 km, which is hard packed clay, as if it were bitumen. The Australian Plague Locusts make their presence felt for the first time on the trip. I can, literally, see them sitting on the road and jump right at me! The centimetre thick layer of sand creeps up on me during the long straight section - I realise its effect when I try to stop at a road junction. It reminds me of ice-dancing!

 A quick right turn then another 50 km of 'roller coaster' road alternating between clean hard-pack and 15 cm of soft sand. Many are drifting dunes that have spread across the road, often on corners. My off-road riding skills, once finely honed, have become very (VERY) rusty from disuse over the past two decades. I have a couple of serious "near misses" that scare me silly and sap my confidence. I take a short break after the worst of them. Sitting there I remind myself that I am not in a hurry, that I clearly am NOT the rider I used to be, and that if I come off and hurt myself it could be some time before help arrives. This becomes my mantra for all of the off-road sections for the next 4 days.

Interesting enough the western Victorian township of "Speed" has renamed itself "Speed Kills" for the current month as a promotion for the State Government road safety campaign. It is only 30 km to my east.

I deliberately cut 20 km/h from my average speed, stand up a lot more than I have been (which isn't comfortable with this bike ergonomics) and attempt to load the front wheel more to make it steer better under power. Thankfully, 616 is running a lot better now, and she feels less top-heavy now that her tank is nearing half full.

The remaining 40 km goes without major incident, which reinforces my strategy and boosts my confidence, which is very necessary in this type of riding. I feel more "in the groove" now.

I turn left onto the Mallee Highway and ride the boring 60 km bitumen stretch into Murrayville. The a collection of grain silos and a railway siding called "Boinka" always makes me smile though! The guy naming it must have had a spring fly off his cart there...

I refuel with Premium 95 at Murrayville so that, just after crossing the state border, I can take the truck detour road through to Loxton - bypassing much of Pinnaroo. Again 616 refuses to run properly after a refuel. She's missing and carrying on. I loosen the fuel cap, thinking that the small air gap after the refuel creates a vacuum as the fuel level drops. No change. I just treat her nicely for the 130 km to Loxton. She improves progressively along the way.

It is starting to get hot now and my hands are sweating in the winter gloves. It makes them very hard to get on and off. I stop in Loxton for refreshment and to stock up on water - I stuff two 1 litre bottles in each side pocket of the 'A Bag'. I leave the gloves in the sun to dry out a little. My summer gloves are, unfortunately buried in my bag.
While drinking the contents of the 1.25 litre Coke I also purchased, I sit a chat to a nice older man who is laying pavers in an area of the central median strip parkland.

"The Paver" seems glad to have a reason for a break and to retreat from the sun for a few minutes. We chat about local government decision-making, the pitfalls of local business in Loxton and he suggests a good way for me to get to Cadell. This is where I'll cross the mighty Murray River, which has recently flooded large areas of Victoria in the last few weeks.

The trip through Waikerie to punctuated by massive olive groves - this area also hosts the biggest grove in the country. Where once Navel oranges grew olive trees now stand - and Australia now exports olive oil to the countries that were competing with the local orange growers. Strange economics - it seems the only ones winning here are the shipping & oil companies along with the climate change lobbyists.

Fortunately these vehicle ferries are part of the national road network and free. Otherwise you wouldn't pay the ferryman until you get across
 - to quote a popular song.
The Murray River carrying huge volumes of water. It has
flooded vast areas of Victoria in recent weeks. This is
just part of the normal "cycle of life" for the mighty Murray.

The Murray River is swollen well past where it has been for the past 15 years. The vehicle ferry is well adapted to the vagaries of the river and just chugs across, following its rope line. I share it with a pair of 4WDs. I am amazed at seeing the roadway just dipping straight down into the water below the ferry.

It is nearly 4:00 PM by the time I disembark the ferry. I have 97 km and an hour to get to Burra before the the local Visitor Centre (who rents out the local cottages) closes for the day. I get a move on. Out through Morgan & past its local motocross club - resisting the temptation to take the Ténéré out for a blast! Then a late afternoon blast along the Morgan-Burra Road. 616 was again running sweetly.

Clearly the Aussie Plague Locusts love the late arvo. There were millions of them! Again I could see swarms of them sitting on the road, revelling in the fun of throwing themselves at me and the bike. Splat! Ping! (yes, they make a different sound as they bounce off the visor) Splat! Splat! For 40 minutes they committed hare-kari at me. I could see them, each with a mini "rising sun" bandanna wrapped around their forehead - just throwing themselves at me. A mini Pearl Harbour.
Thankfully, the on-slaught stopped about 10 km from Burra. 616 and cruised into Burra Town Centre arriving at the Visitor Centre at 4:55 PM. I rushed inside flustered. The receptionist asked what the problem was. I said, "Sorry, it's nearly 5!" She said, "Actually, it's only 4:30..." Damn, cross-border time zones! The nice lady took my money and gave me a key and instructions to a cottage across town.
The cabin was beautiful. Stone walls, low ceiling height
and everything you could possibly want

A fully fitted kitchen greets you as you walk in. Outside
the gardener was working away and offered a lift
back into town when he was finished.
I accepted his kind offer.

I rode the bike there, unpacked my gear and took a shower. It was very nice place. Very romantic. I wished the Gorgeous One was there. Instead I prepped 616 for a night outside and asked the gardener when he was leaving - he took the hint and offered a trip into town in time for dinner.

Perfect. That is how I should remember Burra.

But that wasn't to be. My meal at the Commercial Hotel was disturbed by the presence of a large number of tradesmen from the contractor installing Wind Turbines in the local area. The proprietor tolerated them because they were return guests for at least 6 weeks. Their rudeness and lack of consideration just annoyed me.

I bought some basics for breakfast at the Petrol Station store down the road. Strangely, they were open but had no petrol to sell - I didn't ask why.

I walked slowly back to the cottage, following one of the many historical trails through town. Burra was once a thriving copper mining & smelting centre - one of the reasons the original Ghan Railway headed north out of Adelaide. It is easy to see that once, long ago, acid rain from the smelt stripped the earth bare just as it did until recently at Queenstown in Tasmania.

I settled in for a spot of TV and filling out the guest book (cute). A quick cuppa then off to bed.

In the morning, I was in no hurry - 480 km in 8 hours. I took my time getting ready & prepping the bike. Little did I realise that the main group of Tragics had changed their plans drastically and were not that far in front of me. I was on the road at 9 AM, thermals out of the jacket and packed and summer gloves bouncing the icy wind off my knuckles.

I was regretting those decisions already.







Saturday, April 02, 2011

Ténéré Tragics: Ride to the Rocks - March 2011 (Part 2)

I enjoy driving cars at night. As a driver you are isolated from all the negatives - low temperatures, wet roads & the dangers of livestock or wildlife (generally). It is easier to see that oncoming car OVER the crest or AROUND the corner, provided they have their headlights on.

Not so motorcycles. When touring, hypothermia sets in. Visibility is reduced in the wet, and if you hit anything that shouldn't be on the road it may well kill you - or at least leave you in a world of pain. You need to be 110% on top of your game all the time and the hypothermia is always working against that. The headlight thing still works to your advantage.

"616" and I have just left Kilmore, having stopped to to do my traditional "10k" check of luggage security. Everything is as it should be. Now I have the priviledge of a low setting sun, temporarily off my left shoulder and glaring across my visor. I don't have to worry for very long as it soon moves to directly in front. I navigate to Heathcote via tree shadows and a glazed outline of where the road should be. The sun sets properly as I'm leaving Heathcote and my eyes quickly adjust to the dropping light levels.

I have never driven all the way into Bendigo from Heathcote. I am now totally confused and recognise nothing. I pull over and check my Google Maps route instructions. Nonsense. Confusion reigns supreme. I start the bike (yep, it still won't idle) and ride down the road looking for any indication that I am heading to St Arnaud. Mildura is in roughly the right direction so I follow that arrow. About 8 km out of Bendigo I see the first sign to St Arnaud.

The headlight is poorly aimed - the difference between adjusting it with no rider on-board and having some fat-arsed bloke with about 20kg of luggage riding it. At least it illuminates the signs OK. Shame about the annoyed motorists coming the other way! I can easily spot possums in the roadside trees with it on High Beam. It isn't quite bad enough to justify stopping and fishing around in the toolkit in the dark for a screwdriver.

As the evening gets colder, I am challenged by the unfamiliar road and the poor lighting. Fingers are numb from the vibration and cold. I am grateful for the added insulation of the road jacket and winter gloves. I fear hitting a kangaroo - they are well known for sitting on the warm road surface as the air chills down in the late evening. At least I won't see it coming...

OneAlphaNineSierraMike is purring away contentedly. She seems unchallenged by travelling at 100 km/h and appears to be performing as well as expected, with none of the power degradation experienced before the ignition system swap. As each minute goes by my confidence in her grows. The charging system must be working too, for had it not the battery would have been flat well before now. She is a much more well-rounded ride than the initial trip down from Bathurst (see earlier posts). The seat is still, literally, painful.

I have only tens of kilometres to go now and I find my mind drifting. I'm missing Linda already. Thoughts on the next few days riding. How sore my backside is already. How long will the fuel last? The anticipation of meeting Clubby, Tania and the other 48 Tragics on Friday afternoon. Is there a way to ride from Yunta to Mildura?... Suddenly the speed limit signs appear and I am welcomed to St Arnaud by a shotgun blasted sign. I turn right and scout for the "St Arnaud Motel". I find it hidden a little way off the road and unilluminated. I pull a U-ey, ride in, park and then walk up to reception - CLOSED says the sign. It is 2150 (9:50 PM, for those who can't calculate 24 hour clock). I check my mobile phone. The Gorgeous One has left a message. She has arranged for late check-in. I'm in Room 9 and the key is in the door. PERFECT !!  I walk 616 over to the room and unload. The room is small but clean. I call Linda and thank her. I then strip and have a warm shower, make a couple of cups of tea and some 2 minute noodles (which I threw in my pocket at the last minute). l fall asleep thinking that the "Ténéré Spirit" must be looking after me and that everything will, indeed be alright.

616 sits waiting for me to get ready. She's impatient.
Within 20 minutes we will be purring down the road.

The next morning sun beams in through the window at sunrise. I'm thinking that I should have pulled the curtain before undressing last night! I'm also grateful I'll now get an early start, despite not setting the alarm. I'm dressed, packed and ready to go by 0720. I message The Gorgeous One.

I had retained the thermal liner in the jacket and also the winter gloves. One kilometre down the road my hands are freezing... there's no stopping though.

I have a long way to ride and a deadline. 670 km to Burra, South Australia by 1700 hours.



Sunday, March 20, 2011

Ténéré Tragics: Ride to the Rocks - March 2011 (Part 1)

As I've mentioned in the previous post "616", in true "Ténéré Spirit", carried me the 3000 km to Arkaroola & back. Not everything went to plan. All things that went awry were my fault, not hers, so I start this post with a big 'Mea Culpa!' 

The last true post had "616" newly labelled One-Alpha-Nine-Sierra-Mike, and if I recall fully, running like a cow pattie. Much has happened since then. This post will cover the lead-up to my departure...

After getting her registered I had to spend the next 4 ½ days at work. This meant late starts on any evening work, attacks from killer mosquitos and (worst of all) rain. Rain is the biggest problem with working in a carport. The wind is cold & moist even though it is supposedly summer. The last thing I wanted to do was detailed fabrication work while it was raining around me.

First thing on the list was to identify the general lack of power and inconsistent idle.

So check the spark plug. Black insulator nose. Running rich, eh. Or just because I had the throttle open fully to just get her home from the Rego Office. I clean & put the same spark plug back in.

Flip the tappet covers & LH sidecover inspection port plugs off. Find Top Dead Centre (TDC). Check for loose tappets to confirm TDC. Both RH (Inlet & Exhaust) are tight. Mmm... Recheck that I have TDC on compression stroke (again). RH still tight. Strange. They couldn't have been like that when I rode her back all those months ago. I spend an hour adjusting all the valve tappets to just over minimum specification. The exhaust ones are painful, no, impossible to get right. I can see why they were set wrong to begin with.
I pack up and go to sleep.

The next night a brief test ride shows that she is running crisper, sounds cleaner (except for just off-idle) but still feels very different after 15 minutes riding. She refuses to rev and lacks power as the oil (or something else) heats up. The idle is much more consistent, in terms of speed but also in terms of sounding "fat" and stalling after 10 or so seconds. I play around with the pilot air mix to no noticeable effect. I can make it worse, but not better!

Crunch time. 616 is unrideable after 15 minutes running. Do I pull the pin now? Do I do the major work that I now think is necessary? I order the LH sidecover gasket and o-rings (which locally are 250% the price of US genuine parts - postage included). They will be in by Saturday.

Saturday rolled around, finally. The working week was tucked away nicely. I picked up the gaskets & grabbed 2 new spark plugs (standard heat range and another one step 'colder') from K&J Thomas in Whittlesea. Then went to spend the morning (and subsequently an unplanned afternoon) with my kids & parents. I love doing that and nothing bike-related is going to take precedence. It also gave me a chance to machine a stepped spacer or insert on my dad's lathe. This insert was to re-thread the upper countershaft cover hole that had been thoroughly stripped (and smashed by a chain de-railment) by a previous owner. On the second attempt I just machined down a M6 nut to leave a 2 mm flange, the rest being 6.7 mm in diameter. Yes, I know that's paper thin - a M6 male thread is 6.0 mm nominal. 

The Andy Strapz soft panniers need support frames. I have acquired the components to make them, have decided a basic design but need to weld them together without a jig. The rear indicators need to be relocated, rearward and inboard. The early-variant genuine rear rack (from "132") needs modification to attach them. It seems like too much stuffing around.

I played around with the Andy Strapz panniers and "A" Bag with Expansion Pak - it actually seems like too much luggage volume (although 70 liters doesn't sound like much). What will I take anyway? I haven't packed anything yet. I spend an hour planning what I really NEED to take, what I would LIKE to take and analyse whether I need to take as many spares for the bike as I planned.

I decide a simple strategy:
a)  Trust that the long-range weather forecasts for the next weekend is as predicted (good);
b)  Take 1 set of dress clothes & shoes (as I'll be eating at local pubs on the road);
c)  Socks & jocks for the 5 days (so I need not bother washing);
d)  Minimise bike spares to levers, spark plug & chain link (plus the tools to change them);
e)  Chain lube, axle spanner, tyre levers & pump, plus a good quality bicycle tyre repair kit;
f)  A dozen or so of each of 3 sizes of zip-tie (cable tie);
g)  A small wooden block so the bike stands more vertical (for maintenance).

I chose to put all the bike related stuff into a backpack for easy access, unfortunately it weighed about 6 kilograms! Even more with 2 large bottles of water. I imagined the reminder in my standard overnight carry-on flight bag. This hinted that I might get away with using only the "A" Bag. I'm conflicted - the lower centre of gravity of the panniers is better for handling, but the rack mounted "A" Bag requires little work to mount. I continue stuffing around with designing & fabricating the pannier frames. This consumes Sunday. In the end it is all too hard to get right by myself (without some holders, etc).

Monday is spent replacing the rubber bushes in the handlebar mounts and dealing with so many little detail things. I'd rather a big thing like ignition failure stop me than a small thing like a rubbed through wire. The top triple clamp bushes proved to be a slightly more difficult task without the correct tools to use in the press. After some stuffing around with my stock of sockets our under-grad auto engineer 21 year-old walks by and suggests a 1 Dollar coin... Bugger me - it's a perfect size. Sit it on top and pump away on the 6-ton Shed Press. Voila! Why couldn't he have walked by 3 hours earlier?

Monday evening I dismantled the LH side of the engine from "535", removed the Stator armature and Ignition trigger (pick-up) coils and replaced the cover for storage. The trigger coils have permanent magnets in them and attract all the metal particles in the engine oil. It took a while to clean all this gunk off. I had to re-crimp the Stator winding terminals and install a new connector (this is common - I had already done it on the original in 616).

I email my father details of a small spacer I need made to mount the lower end of the airbox. The original had broken off in events past. It needs to be fixed in the present.

Tuesday morning the CDI unit on 616 was swapped out for one I picked up on eBay for $50. The eBay one was from the 3rd design variation (lucky!) so I was hoping that it had all the reliability countermeasures learned from the previous series units. That is, if it actually worked - too much stuff on eBay is actually just crap. Which is why I only paid $50 for it - they run upward of $250 most times and are $650 new from Yamaha USA.

Tuesday is also my father's birthday (and my ex mother-in-law's as well as my mate Peter Taylor's - popular day!!). I spend the middle portion of the day celebrating with him. I never care much for my birthday, so I rarely actually plan for other people's. Dad enjoyed it so that was time well spent. He was surprised to see me as I was scheduled to leave that morning. Besides he had made my airbox spacer...

Tuesday evening, the ignition coil was also swapped out with the one from "535", with the original plug cap from "616" as the others I had were broken. All connectors were cleaned up and the LH sidecover cleaned of remaining pieces of gasket material, then everything was bolted back together. I start it and she runs... no time left for testing.

I head out Wednesday morning for Melbourne to spend The Gorgeous One's Gift Voucher (a Christmas gift to me) at Mars Leathers. Nice range of gear - I decide on some black kevlar reinforced Draggin' Jeans cargoes. Plus some winter gloves. A nice way to round off 300 dollaroonies. A double-quick visit to MSY Computer at Oak Park scores me a nice new digital camera & fast SDHC card. Further on to AMX at Keilor, where I was supposed to secure a DriRider Rallycross 2 Pro jacket. I look at them at length and decide to just buy some summer weight gloves and rely on my near-new DriRider NORDIC textile road jacket for the trip. The plan is for only a few hundred kay of semi-serious dirt - the Nordic will do! 

It is now 32 hours later than when I was planning to leave to meet the other Ténéré Tragics at Hillston. I could ride all night and catch them at Cameron Corner, or change my trip to a solo jaunt across the state into South Australia via the Riverland country. I sigh deeply then take in a deep infusion of the "Ténéré Spirit" - and choose the solo option.

I am now facing the longest solo (and unsupported) motorcycle trip I have ever attempted. Just me and "616", relying on anyone kind enough to assist if there is any problem.

The plan change also means I don't need any camping gear for Cameron's Corner. I jump on the 'net and plan some accommodation at Burra in South Oz. Booked. I call the best looking motel at St Arnaud - no vacancy. I call the cheapest. Room booked.

It is now 16:30 Wednesday March 2nd. I have 2 days to get to Arkaroola. I'm stuffing clothes into the Andy Strapz "A" Bag. It all fits nicely. I think about whether I'll take my "classic" early 80's BELSTAFF waxed-cotton riding jacket. It would really set the scene on a similar vintaged motorsickle. I stuff that into the "Expansion Pak" along with a windcheater. I strap it all on the bike. It seems secure.

Nearly ready to head off. Only 36 hours behind
my original scheduled departure...
 I throw on my riding gear.

The Gorgeous One wishes to take photographs of me leaving. She probably thinks this is the last time she'll see me alive. I'm thinking that I'll be back home in half an hour...

I pop a tiny 2nd gear wheelie as I exit the driveway, and when 616 settles I wave politely and turn out of my street and into ADVENTURE.


OneAlphaNineSierraMike & I head out of the driveway - into a new adventure...




The Gorgeous One missed a photo of the completely irresponsible wheelie I pulled. The front end has just touched down!
 
  

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

There AND Back

"616" has successfully taken me 3000 kilometres to Arkaroola, South Australia and back again to Melbourne.

She covered herself in glory (and oil and dust and locust guts) along the way.

She proved that this model is unkillable.

I'll post some photos soon.

I just wanted you all to know that "616" did not disappoint!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

One - Alpha - Nine - Sierra - Mike

"616" has had her name changed by deed poll.

Her official identification is now OneAlphaNineSierraMike (1A-9SM). For me "616" will do.

Monday's appointment at VicRoads went so well that I don't understand why they couldn't service my request on Thursday. I'll never understand actually - they were handling 3 regos at the same time on Monday, with the same staff that were there on Thursday with just me in the office. I'll have to "let that one go" now.

She run like a charm for 15 minutes on the way to Seymour, then started misbehaving. It felt like the fuel was running low but a top-up showed there were still 10 litres left. On the way back from Seymour she'd barely do 80 km/h. Virtually no power over 4000 rpm.

I've convinced myself that it isn't a fuel issue (although the inconsistant idle probably is). There must be an issue with the ignition. It feels like she's running on full retard once she gets thoroughly warmed up. Most likely the CDI trigger coils breaking down when the oil gets hot.

I have a couple of evenings to get into the LH side of the engine and swap out the Stator & Pick-up Coil Assembly with another completely unknown one from one of the other engines (probably "535").

More later.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Public "Service" Strikes Again

It has been a very messy week.

The weekend proved promising as "616" was thrown back together, photographed and started for the first time in 15 months. She wouldn't idle. I rode down the street about 200m, then back. The headlight retainer clip fell out and sat neatly on the Lower Triple Clamp. The engine had a "not nice" sound to it. The handlebars (new Renthals) appeared to be bent - this later proved to be the Handlebars clamps being 'misaligned' (or damaged).

39E-000616 on 13-February-2011 just before
being started for the first time in over 14 months.

Monday was St. Valentine's Day. Lost the morning trying to sort out the Headlight & Handlebar issues. Had to do birthday present shopping with Huw after school, which also gave me the opportunity to be more romantic than usual and organise dinner out. Karen Breen and some of her tribe came too for a long meal (service! not!) at the "Mac" in Kilmore. A nice evening anyway due to the company.

Linda had a "very special" birthday on Tuesday, so it was very important to me that this was as special as it could be. So no working on the bike except for deliberately booking "616" in for a Road Worthy Certificate (RWC) Inspection at the local agricultural equipment shop (Alpha McDelta Kilmore - ex Yamaha Dealer - great service and bike enthusiasts to boot). This was a commitment I had no intention of breaking.

Wednesday was difficult.

Sorted the headlight issue by refitting the 'cobbled-together' one that came with her (as opposed to the 'original' one I had acquired). The riveted bracket appears to be a butcher job, but with adequate packing of rubber wedges appears to work. TICK.

The handlebars are another issue. I HATE POOR FRONT-END SET-UP. This is follow-on from my racing days. My brain hates making the symmetry compensation calculations for out-of-square 'bars. I thought the RH handlebar holder stud was bent. So I dismantle everything - not as expected! It appears the rubber mounting bush which is press fit into the Upper Triple Clamp has been damaged. I think this triple clamp set came from the UK. Likely accident damage. These bushes are replaceable and I have 2 'in-stock'. However, every set I have has the steel shell corroded into the Clamp Assy. So I reassemble everything. It isn't a roadworthiness item. CROSS. More work later.

I rush around crazily attending to detail things. I organise a Unregistered Vehicle Permit - I can now test it, ride it to the RWC Inspection and on the the Registration Office (VicRoads) LEGALLY. I take her out around town. Still won't idle or often refuses to drop below 3,000 rpm. The front brake is pathetic (but the pads still need to bed-in). Stones crunch their way past the swingarm because the wheel is too far forward (I cut the chain too short).
I recall it needs a red rear reflector for the RWC. Ride in to the local Service Station. Only huge trailer style ones are there. I buy a pack of two. A quick ride home and a cheap bolt, washer & nut - fixed. It won't stay there past the weekend.
I have to be at Alpha McDelta by 17:00. I get there at 16:50! Phew.

I leave my pretty "616" in their hands overnight & walk to my rendezvous with Linda in Kilmore. I miss her already and worry about her not being home. The Ténéritis is clearly flaring up!

Thursday involved heading to Frankston for a 2 hour chat with with Andy from "Andy Strapz", a local manufacturer of soft roll-top panniers and seat bags. All of my research on luggage has led me here. His product comes well recommended if you aren't looking for 'hard' panniers. Much of the discussion is around the pannier frames and the requirements for construction. I explain my dilemma. Toward the end he suggests that he could call his fabricator. The telecon results in a hand drawn map to "Tony's Place". He has agreed to supply the base frames (square), some tubing and enough brackets to make a frame set. I leave Andy's place significantly lighter in the wallet but with panniers, seat bag (& extension), a pair of Forma 'Adventure' boots, socks, riding shirts and enough variations of straps to tie up the QE2. I could have bought more!
Tony the Welder is a great guy - one of those true blue types who scratch out a living doing what they know. He has just finished knocking out a batch of current model Ténéré frames for Andy. After a half hour of guidance & suggestions I walk away with the bits I need. He asked for $30, I flip him a 50 and think I have a bargain. We're both happy.
Andy sells the completed frames he has developed for upward of $300. They are model-specific, and he doesn't have any for older models. I get to do the R&D for my frames and I bet that will be more than $250 worth. Never mind.
While I was talking to Tony, Sue (from Alpha McDelta) called to say "616" had passed its RWC Inspection. Yay! All they had noted, was that she wouldn't idle & the speedo didn't work. The speedo stopped on the way to Kilmore. I hadn't panicked as I knew that a working speedo wasn't necessary for pre-88 bikes. It was just annoying.

I had 4 hours to get from Frankston to Kilmore, release "616" from Alpha McDelta, then ride to Seymour to process the registration documents. I arrived at VicRoads Seymour at 15:50 - 40 minutes up my sleeve. The young lady asked if she could help me. I explained why I was there.
She simply said "You know you need an appointment for this.."
"No".
"Well you do, do you have the RWC?"
"Yes..."
"Show me", she said.
I obliged, hoping that she'd see reason & relent her requirement.
"The next available appointment is Monday, 09:30 - Do you want me to check other offices?"
"Yes"
"We have the earliest available - 9 AM Monday".

I wanted to stamp my feet & scream!!! All they had to do was spend 3 minutes going outside to confirm the Chassis & Engine numbers. Because they are stamped into their respective locations a blind person could do it! I was the only customer in the office with four people on the other side of the counter. No, I have to have an appointment! Just in case I pop up during their tea-break, which runs between 10:00 & 16:00! You see, if I don't make an appointment then they can't charge me $40 to make one.

I HATE THE VICTORIAN PUBLIC SERVICE (what an oxymoron), ESPECIALLY VICROADS,  MORE THAN I HATE A MIS-ALIGNED FRONT END. I actually need to be involved with them about 3 times a decade - every time it is a complete pain-in-the-behind.

Anyway, I am over my hissy-fit now.

Friday, Saturday & Sunday will disappear without progress as we are travelling to BrisVegas for more of the "special birthday" celebrations with Linda's family. It should be a good time and well worth time away from 616. I just hope my bosses are understanding about my not coming into work until lunch on Monday.... 

More & more I'm thinking the cam cover has to come off to diagnose why she performs so poorly & won't idle. Maybe Monday night - she needs to be presented in one piece for Registration. It scares me that I might find something "not nice". It would be too late to fix it then. Can I afford a current Ténéré? Don't think about it.......

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Lack of Progress

Monumental FAIL! This is how a work colleague would put it.

The last post suggested I'd have the bike legally rideable. Nearly 2 weeks later and it still isn't registered. Work commitments have been in the way. I guess that is the prime reason why the rebuild has been 15 months to get to this point.

I have the next week off work. We are in Brisbane next weekend - the Gorgeous One has a special birthday event. Therefore, I have exactly 5 days to get "616" ready. No time for blogging. See you soon!

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Progress...

Just so that you all know, I'm making great progress on #616 in preparation for the Tragics Run.

With an early start and some hard work tomorrow it should be running tomorrow night.

If so, I'll try to get a Roadworthy Certificate on Monday and have it registered Tuesday. Which is just as well as I have to be back at work on Wednesday. I will take a photo once it is off the workstand.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

A Blog Plan?

Do I have a plan for this Blog?

I started by telling the story of how I came to contract Ténéritis.

In the near future I'll just be covering the preparation and events surrounding my attendance at the Trailzone Magazine Ténéré Tragics Ride to the Rocks on Saturday, March 5 at Arkaroola Wildlife Sanctuary in South Australia. A link the event's blogsite is in the sidebar to the right.

Eventually, I'd like this site to be an instructive commentary on the rebuild of the XT600ZL model. This will likely take more time than I have spare but we will see where it goes.

As this blog grows I hope it will aid & assist others who have the desire to keep these classic older bikes on the road.

So enjoy the ride.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Story of "616"

I was up early. Very early. The sparrows hadn't thought of farting yet.

A 5:45 flight from Melbourne to Sydney Airport;
A 'Skytrain' (which never leaves the ground!) to Central Station;
A beautiful train trip via Country Link to Lithgow (which follows Bells Line of Road, or vice versa);
A not-so-beautiful bus trip via Country Link to arrive at Bathurst Station.

I'm there 3 hours before the rendezvous time (3 PM).

A quick trip to the local bike shop for chain lube (not allowed in aircraft carry-on);
A drop by Target for a backpack and warm woolly socks (it was freezing up there);
A bite to eat at the local "greasy";
Head off to the Tourist Information Centre for the 'meeting'.

I'm there an Hour and a Half early....

A coffee, and a nice chat with the lovely ladies in the info centre - justifying why I'm hanging around inside rather than freezing to death in the icy southerly outside.

"The Seller" arrives at 3:30.

"Gidday Mate - sorry I'm a a bit late, work had overtime on".

My only concern is to make a quick assessment of the condition of my homeward bound transport. It is much "rougher" than my photo assessment. I politely shake his hand and remind him of my name.

"How'd you git here?"
"Plane, train and large automobile, ahh, bus".
"You're funny! How ya gitting back?"
"Riding this..."
"Strewth Mate, last time I rode it she wouldn't go over 80 k's" (kilometres per hour)
"Really? But you said on eBay..."
"I didn't want to put you off..."
"Well just as well I have the rest of the weekend to ride home then."

We unloaded "616" from his ute.

Someone had done a partial resto on her. The frame had a nice red powder coat finish. The basic running gear seemed OK if not original Tenere. Evidence of a slide down the road in her distant past. Chain & Sprockets passable. Tyres will do for the trip. It's Do-able. I've ridden worse (not owned by me though). 

"Does she start?"
"Had 'er running this morning", he climbed aboard and kicked her over. She settled into a healthy sounding, choke-assisted idle.
"She don't have many rattles - haven't touched her engine since I got 'er"
He was right, the engine sounded basically normal (for any single-cylinder bike with nearly 60,000 km on it).

The Seller claimed that he'd bought her as a project 18 months ago, but hadn't had time to do anything much. Probably what I'll be doing in 18 months. He had no recollection who he bought her off and her history. "I dunt worry about dat stuff usually", was all he offered.

Dreading what I was about to do, I summoned the courage. "OK, here's the cash - can I have a receipt and the rego papers signed?" 616 had one months registration remaining - perfect - she only needed to get me legally home.

"Tell me more about the performance... does she just run out of breath at 80 or what?"
"Mate, she just cuts out dead, but comes back ta life when you roll da throttle orf".
Great! I thought. Can't be unrepairable then, how bad can it be?

He stuffed the wad of fifties into his pocket, handed me the paperwork and drove off.

Truth is, I was too excited to take any photos. Now I know it would have been nice to have. To document where my illness really started.

I'm mechanically savvy around bikes this vintage, the 'expert' my mates come to for advice. I now know I had a lot to learn about these bikes. The XT600 motor has a fairly unique set of problems. The described problem being one of them. Often the problem persists until it is passed to a subsequent "sucker"....

There are about a dozen very different causes for the lack of performance toward the top end. I knew none of them intimately.

I got my gear sorted, and went to start the bike. I noticed copious amounts of fuel draining from the carb overflow hose. I stood the bike upright - the flow reduced but didn't cease. It would nicely lube the rear tyre if it continued. No need to worry, it will probably stop down the road anyway. Later, I would have bigger issues to deal with.

616 started first kick. Idle was poor with the choke off. The clutch action heavy. I rode her slowly through to the other side of town. Topped us both off with fuel (Premium and MARS Bars, as needed), and headed out of town.

No signs of significant problems. Up to 70 everything seemed normal.

Then the speed de-restriction sign. A slight uphill grade, roll throttle on, BAAAWWWWWWWWWW. Nothing - a negative effect on forward progress. Roll throttle off slowly. BAARRRRRRRR. She lives! Roll throttle on - BAAAWWWWWWWW. Thank God (& state roads departments) for passing lanes. Even a semi passed me...

We crested the first hill at 50 km/h. There was a consistent throttle opening where the engine would just die. I stopped & invested a few minutes checking the cable routing for anything touching the electrics when the throttle was actuated. I couldn't see much - that HUGE tank covered everything.

Back on the road I realised that 616 would do 100 on downhills (and still accelerating), so it wasn't electrical. The 'magic' throttle position was enough to get her running up to 100 on the flat (eventually). From this speed she could climb basic hills and hold speed. 4th gear helped too (keep the revs up). I learned to love passing lanes and dirt verges. The issue must lie in the complex dual throat carb set-up. I proved I could cope, but had to concentrate hard on throttle control.

I was trying to work out how far I could get before it got dark and uncomfortably colder. I checked the lighting. NOTHING. Not even the stoplight works. Well, actually, I eventually realised the Neutral Indicator Light worked. Why only this?

Some not so quick arithmetic hinted I'd get to Cootamundra about 30 minutes before sunset if I averaged 90 km/h. 616 & I were coming to an understanding - if I didn't expect more performance than a 125cc bike, then 616 would comply. The term "lazy bitch" never entered my mind!

We arrived in Cowra. The first set of traffic lights since Bathurst and the first time I'd actually needed to use the brakes. WOO-HOO. Stop!!! Please... STOP!!! Waving my arms in the wind stream did more than the front brake. The rear vibrated heinously. Just as well the engine braking was 616's strong point, and preferred mode. For some reason, idle speed was now 2500 rpm - which 'moderated' the engine braking effect. I think she was trying to kill me. Or punish me for making her do something.

Exiting Cowra, I had to stop and rest (recover). What was I doing? I could just leave her here and catch a bus to Albury, then Home. I could trailer her back next weekend. I decided that this is what "Adventure" biking was all about - finding a way through everything regardless of the obstacles thrown in your way. As long as 616 (who I was now thinking of calling "Christine" - check IMDB) was running we were going to move forward. I would just have to adjust my riding to suit her 'temperament'. Like, actually preparing to stop at green traffic lights....

Cootamundra is a fine little town. The Bradman Motor Inn is basic but clean & cheap. I parked 616 and went upstairs to unpack. I grabbed some tools to work on the electrics (it might be nice if the Stoplight worked). The side cover was cable tied on & had no other method of attachment (all the standard 'grommet posts' were broken). Mmm, no cable ties in the kit. Note to self: ALWAYS put cable ties and duct tape in the kit.

I gave up doing anything tonight. The sun had dipped below the horizon and the light was fading quickly.

Next morning was cold, damned COLD. Frost was stuck to the seat. Warm water &  towel from the room fixed that. 616 started second kick on choke. Nice. Idled smoothly. She was just trying to suck-up for yesterday, I thought. We headed out. My ankles and toes were freezing. I stopped to put the woolly socks OVER my runners / ankles / jeans. It helped subtly. The rising sun was coming over my left shoulder warming it - this was the only piece that WAS warm. "Last time I ride with jeans & runners", was all I could say to myself, repeatedly.

I fuelled in Wagga Wagga (for non-Aussies, this is pronounced "Wogga Wogga"). 10 litres - 250 km! This made the cruising range 750 km for the 30 liter tank! Amazing! It must be remembered though - I could NOT use more than about 1/3 throttle...

More COKE & MARS Bars for me, wasting 30 mins taking the wrong turn out of 'Wagga, and we were on our journey home.

A brief section of the Olympic Way to Culcairn then backroads through Walbundrie, Howlong (which WAS exactly what I was thinking), Corowa and on to Wangaratta. The only worthy way home was 200-odd km along the Hume Highway. 110 km/h! Trucks!

616 & I partnered several semi-trailers - me enduring the buffeting & foreign objects these dish out - while 616 enjoyed the lack of wind resistance sitting in their slipstream. She happily sat on 110. Until we needed to do it by ourselves.

The kays clicked over. I was confident 616 would get home now. It had been the second hardest ride I'd ever done. Spending 20 hours in pouring rain on an water-affected RD400 looping through late 1970's Western Victoria was worse.

Long road rides don't phase me, provided the equipment is doing what it should. 616 had shown me that I really did need to have FAITH in the reputation of this model as bullet-proof. It may not always do it perfectly, BUT it will get you where you want to go. What more can you expect from a 'ADVENTURE' bike?

I could feel the effects of Ténéritis taking hold.